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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

chahakyeonslide:

me
thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

pr0fessah:

chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

jafaratar

pr0fessah:

chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

jafaratar

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

andyfluffbutt:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

officialwhitegirls:

me: why don’t you just break up with him

friend: because i love him 

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months