Misguided Miscreant

Jordan, 20.

My parents are married and i'm surprisingly conformist.

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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Why is a porn blog following me

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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Some people take this website to seriously. 

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saddestblogger:

"where on earth have you been all day??"

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zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

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lanashiftdelrey:

seeing hot people on your dash

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harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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